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• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad?
  Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?...
• If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus!
• Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. -- Euripide
• Whom the mad would destroy, first they make Gods. -- Bernard Levi
• Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay....
• Are the commentators on Hamlet really mad or only pretending to be mad?
• It's hard to make a living writing taglines.
• No more taglines. They make me sick.