Windows Is Fine For Background Communications -- Bill Gate
Windows is fine for background communications
-- Bill Gates
Windows: Proof that Bill Gates should've finished college.
Warning: Bill Gates virus found. Variants: Windows, MSDOS...
Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio...
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed.
.. Oh wait, he does! -- From a Slashdot.org po...
Windows by Microsoft: The Gates of Hell.
The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
NT IS UNIX. -- Bill Gate
Welcome to William Gates' World of Windows!
Bill Gates is a closet OS/2 user.