Windows: For IQs Smaller Than 95
Windows: for IQs smaller than 95
Windows 95 undocumented "feature
Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981 "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio...
Are you scared of speed? If so, then try Windows 95.
Windows 95 is not a virus. Viruses actually do something.
Windows 95: Proof that P. T. Barnum was right.
Windows 95 is the most popular virus on the market today.
Hiroshima '45 Tschernobyl '86 Windows '95
Friends don't let friends use Windows 95.
A copy of Windows 95 and 4x4 MB of SIMMs, please.