Why Do You Need A Driver's License To Buy Liquor When You Can't Drink And Drive?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor when you can't drink and drive?
If they don't want us to drink and drive, we shouldn't need a driver's license to buy beer.
Liquor sellers do not drink; they hate to see you twice.
Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you.
Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls Royce?
Palimony -- why buy the bull when you can milk him for free?
IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -- Pick up line
Folks, buy Guzzler's gin, a nice smooth drink! With Guzzler's, you don't need a chaser.
Nothing can catch you! -- Red Skelto...
Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.