Why Do Good Looking Blondes Dye Their Roots Black?
Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black?
OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away.
She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good.
-- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blonde...
Blondes do it with a thermos.
Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!
Mathematicians do it with prime roots.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.