Why Does My Wife Use My Diskettes As Coasters?
Why does my wife use my diskettes as coasters?
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.
My other wife is beautiful.
Why can't I use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?!
If God is omnipotent, why does he need my money?
My ex-wife's car is a broomstick
My wife gives good headache.
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
Someone shaved my wife tonight.