When You're Dating You're So Insecure. My Last Relationship, I Was Always There For Her And She Dumped Me.

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When you're dating you're so insecure. My last relationship, I was always
there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember
when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when you flunked out of
school? I was there. Remember when you lost your job? I was there!" She
said, "I know--you're bad luck."
-- Tom Arnold