When I Was A Young Newspaperman, An Old, Gray- Haired Sportswriter Named Harry Grayson Said To Me
When I was a young newspaperman, an old, gray- haired sportswriter named
Harry Grayson said to me: "Always remember: when you freeload, bitch. You
-- Ira Berkow
When you're dating you're so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died?...
Pooh, will you always remember me, even when I'm a hundred?
asked Christopher Robin. Pooh thought for a minute....
You know you're old when your toupee turns gray.
Cultivate vices when you are young, and when you are old they will not forsake you.
There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
A young man wrote to Mozart and said: Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies.
Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started?...
A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?