Whenever I See An Old Lady Slip And Fall On A Wet Sidewalk, My First Instinct Is To Laugh.

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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and
she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey