We would like to appeal to all parents who own ferocious dogs - please
think before leaving the dog near the baby. Wouldn't it be better to
leave the baby outside the house? Or better still, have it adopted out.
Babies can be quite dangerous.. you wouldn't want your best friend to
get bitten, now, would you?
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
Proof of the purchase of goods. There are two distinct types of
- the receipt that sits in your wallet for the best part of a
year before you clean it out, and then pops up again regularly
for the rest of your life, in desk drawers, stuck in books as
bookmarks, or attached to the fridge with a magnet
- the receipt that you think you put safely somewhere, but can't
find when the goods that you bought falls apart/breaks down/
causes you to want to return the goods, for whatever reason....