Veterinarians Drive Like Animals.
Veterinarians drive like animals.
Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home.
Animals LIKE earthquakes, tornadoes, and volcanic activity.
I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.
I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.
The more I get to know people, the better I like animals.
If you don't like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile.
Remember - if you drink like a fish, don't drive - SWIM.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. -- Joe E. Lewi