Those Things Are So Carefully Constructed That It Breaks My Heart When People Don't Dig Into Them And See All The Levels That I Put Into Them.
Those things are so carefully constructed that it breaks my heart when
people don't dig into them and see all the levels that I put into them.
-- Frank Zappa, explaining the making of "America Drinks and Goes Home"
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. -- Frank Zappa
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Pollution is so bad that when I put air in my tires two of them died. -- Lee Tully
It is my misfortune - and probably my delight - to use things as my passions tell me.
What a miserable fate for a painter who adores blondes to have to stop himself putting them into a picture because they don't go with the basket of fruit!...
Homer: I gotta call my family. Oh, this is so embarrassing, calling them from a nuthouse.
I mean, they think I'm a god! Man: I could call them for you....
If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it....