This Is Alan. Leave Me A Message And Tell Me What I Can Do To.
This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do
to... I mean, do FOR you.
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....
Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am pimento loaf, leave me a message.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message.
Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around....
Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back.
.. (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good....
I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
Remember, be honest. This is for posterity....
This is Frank. You can leave me a message, but I must warn you I get annoyed with messages that are hard to read.
So please use your shift key appropriately, avoid overdoing punctuation, and spell-check your message, or I might ignore it....
I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....