This Answering Machine Message Is For All You Psychics Out There.
This answering machine message is for all you psychics out
there... (Long silence...) BEEP
-- Answering machine madness - playing with the caller
Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racke
) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence....
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
.. This is the message on our answering machine.....
Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back.
.. (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good....
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....
Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle
This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality.
You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone......
Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now.
However, if you leave a message, we'll reach out and touch you....
This is Alan. Leave me a message and tell me what I can do to.
.. I mean, do FOR you. -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...