As I Said To The Man With Acromegaly, "Why The Long Face?" -- Steve Alle
As I said to the man with acromegaly, "Why the long face?"
-- Steve Allen
The last man in the tobacco industry with principle was Sir Walter Raleigh. -- Steve Alle
Bart: Excuse me, my good man, I have $500 to blow. What have you got?
Owner: Behold, the ultimate pog! [motions to Steve Allen album] Ba...
Physical fitness is in. I recently had a physical fit myself. -- Steve Alle
Everyone, I think, remembers Voltaire's famous line about freedom of speech.
The version of it that you are familiar with is actually based on a faulty translation....
BG: Then I got my big break: I was on Steve Allen's "Tonight Show".
[flash to Steve Allen on stage and audience clapping] Alle...
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets.
That's how I lost my mind. -- Steve Alle...
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?...
Gabbo: And now it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!
Bart: I can't believe it. He stole this bit from Krusty!...
And we are told in the Scriptures that at the beginning of time the Lord said, "Let there be light.
But I've checked this out with a number of eminent biblical scholars....