The Universe Has Fascinated Mankind For Many, Many Yea

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The universe has fascinated mankind for many, many years, dating back to the
very earliest episodes of Star Trek, when the brave crew of the Enterprise
set out, wearing pajamas, to explore the boundless voids of space, which turned
out to be as densely populated as Queens, New York. Virtually every planet they
found was inhabited, usually by evil beings with cheap costumes and Russian
accents, so finally the brave crew of the Enterprise returned to Earth to gain
weight and make movies.
-- Dave Barry