The Three Laws Of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An Object In Motion Will Always Be Headed In The Wrong Direction.

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The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
3. The energy required to change either of these states will always be
more than you wish to expend, but never so much as to make the task
appear prospectively impossible.
-- Solomon Short