The Third Week Of Vacation Is Far More Enjoyable, If Your Wife Thinks You Only Had A Two Week Vacation.
The third week of vacation is far more enjoyable, if your wife thinks you
only had a two week vacation.
Time is relative. Ten minutes in a dentist's chair can go by much more slowly than a two week vacation.
VACATION: A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday life-style to recuperate.
If you like to spend your vacation in out-of-the-way places where few people go, let your wife read the map.
-- Jack Carte...
Wherever and whenever you go on vacation, the natives will shake their heads and say, "It's such a shame you weren't here last week when the weather was beautiful.
We hardly ever have weather this bad....
This summer one third of the nation will be ill-housed, ill-nourished, and ill-clad.
Only they call it a vacation. -- Joseph Salak...
The first two days of vacation are endless, then it flies.
Your mind is on vacation and your thoughts are working overtime.
The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.