The Shorter The Line, The Slower It Moves. -- Taber's Law Of Supermarke
The shorter the line, the slower it moves.
-- Taber's Law of Supermarkets
The other line is always shorter. The other line always moves faster.
Machines that piss people off get murdered. -- First Corollary of Taber's Second Law -- Pat Tabe
People perceive machines as people.
-- Taber's Second Law of Manufacturing Information Systems -- Pat Tabe...
First Corollary of Taber's Second Law: Machines that piss people off get murdered.
-- Pat Tabe...
Relativity for Children: Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.
The other line moves faster.
The quality of the house brand varies inversely with the size of the supermarket chain.
-- Law of Supermarke...