There's Nothing Funny About A Funeral. Except In The South .

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There's nothing funny about a funeral. Except in the South ... Southerners
are naturally humorous. The funeral procession started by and everybody got
quiet, put their hand over their heart, and I whispered to this ol' boy,
"Who died?" He said, "The one in the first car."
-- Jerry Clower