There Is No Known Way To Make Crackers Crumble More Efficiently Than An Attempt To Eat Them In Bed.
There is no known way to make crackers crumble more efficiently than an
attempt to eat them in bed.
Never eat crackers in bed. -- Anonymou
Make them eat wake.
cracker n. One who breaks security on a system. Coined ca.
1985 by hackers in defense against journalistic misuse of hacker (q....
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it.
-- Jed Clampe...
If I had my life to live over, I'd dare to make mistakes next time.
I'd relax, I'd limber up. I would be sillier than I been this trip....
Weak arguments are often thrust before my path; but although they are most unsubstantial, it is not easy to destroy them.
There is not a more difficult feat known than to cut through a cushion than with a sword....
Fools make feasts and wise men eat them. -- Poor Richard
I have certainly known more men destroyed by the desire to have a wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.
-- William Butler Yeats (1865-1939) Attributed...