The Proper Way To Cook A Cockatoo Is To Put The Bird And An Axhead Into A Billy.
The proper way to cook a cockatoo is to put the bird and an axhead into a
billy. Boil them until the axhead is soft. The cockatoo is then ready to
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
A Watched Pot May Never Boil, But the Cook Certainly Does.
Never eat crackers in bed. -- Anonymou
When in doubt, cook something and eat it.
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage....
You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...
Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
-- Albert Engstrom...