The President Is My Shepherd, I Am In Want. He Maketh Me To Lie Down On Park Benches, He Leadeth Me Beside Still Factories, He Restoreth My Doubt In The Republican Party.

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The President is my shepherd, I am in want. He maketh me to lie down on park
benches, he leadeth me beside still factories, he restoreth my doubt in the
Republican party. He guideth me to the path of unemployment for his party's
sake. I am still hungry. I fear evil for thou art against me. Thou anointest
my income with taxes, so my expenses runneth over my income. Surely poverty
and hard living shall follow me all the days of the Republican administration,
and I shall live in a rented house forever.