The Person Who Says, 'Where Did You Last Have It?' Actually Believes He Is Providing Valuable Assistance.
The person who says, 'Where did you last have it?'
actually believes he is providing valuable assistance.
-- Smith's Observation
This man is dangerous; he believes what he says.
A person over age 65 who drinks says that his doctor recommends it. -- Bob Smith
Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.
Bart: [with forced happiness] You believe me, don't you?
You're my friend who believes me: sweet, trustworthy Milhouse....
DEC's engineers nearly got a PDP-11 assembler that used the SEX mnemonic out the door at one time, but (for once) marketing wasn't asleep and forced a change.
That wasn't the last time this happened, either....
Dear Ms. Postnews: I couldn't get mail through to somebody on another site.
What should I do? -- Eager Beaver Dear Eage...
If you think the person who inherited all that money is bad now, just imagine what would have happened if the estate were larger than it actually was!
What happened then? He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me.
Did he kill you? No. -- Richard Lederer "Disorder in the Cou...