The Other Lines Move Faster. -- Ettore's Observation If You Change Lines, The One You Just Left Will Start To Move Faster Than The One You Are In Now.

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The other lines move faster.
-- Ettore's Observation
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.
-- O'Brien's Variation on Ettore's Observation
Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.
-- Kenton's Corollary