The Only Thing Faster Than The Computer Is The Weekend.
The only thing faster than the computer is the weekend.
The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
There ain't no such thing as a free weekend.
There is no such thing as rape; Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!!
Faster than a speeding ticket!
Is HST faster than the Concord?
The only thing better than love is milk.
The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
The only thing more crooked than politics is insurance.