Are You Sure This Is What You Saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder?
Absolutely. I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories,
and not _quite_ as many elephants, but...
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Captain Cook
Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
. ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
Quite frankly sir, I've suspected this for some time.
Clearly Captain Blackadder has been disobeying orders with a breath-taking impertinence....
Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....
Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
Tell me, have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir? -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook