The Ideal Situation Is To Have Real Computing Power Close At Hand - Right At Home.
The ideal situation is to have real computing power close at hand -
right at home. Something that dims streetlights and shrinks the
picture on the neighbors TV when you crank it up.
Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
[sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
Peg: " What's up with men who have to look at other women when they have us at home?
Al: " Well, sometimes when you drive a Dodge you want to close your eyes and dream it's a Ferrari....
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
computron /kom'pyoo-tron`/ n. 1. [common] A notional unit of computing power combining instruction speed and storage capacity
dimensioned roughly in instructions-per-second times megabytes-of-main-store times megabytes-of-mass-storage....
Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
A husband and wife should never go to bed mad when they still have the stamina to stay up and fight.
Why deprive the neighbors of something far more interesting than television?...
Homer: Honey, I'm home! Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and I've nearly chewed through it....