The Husband Was A Teetotaller, There Was No Other Woma

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The husband was a teetotaller, there was no other woman, and the conduct
complained of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every
meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife.
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle "Sherlock Holmes: A Case of Identity"