The Government Of England Was A Limited Mockery. Henry VIII Found Walking Difficult Because He Had An Abbess On His Knee.

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The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking
difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the "Vir-
gin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself be-
fore her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and
defeated the Spanish Armadillo.
-- Richard Lederer, The world According to Student Bloopers