The First Two Days Of Vacation Are Endless, Then It Flies.
The first two days of vacation are endless, then it flies.
Sick days are the same as vacation days, but with sound effects. -- Dogbe
Vacation for most of us means a couple of weeks with pay when we don't have to go to work, and during those two weeks, a couple of days when it does not rain.
The third week of vacation is far more enjoyable, if your wife thinks you only had a two week vacation.
First wipe your nose and check your flies. -- Alec Guinne
Why didn't Noah just SWAT those two flies?!?
A Day Off So you want a day off. Let's look at what you are asking for.
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year, in which you already have two days off, leaving 261 days available for work....
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
Time is relative. Ten minutes in a dentist's chair can go by much more slowly than a two week vacation.
Twenty two thousand days. Twenty two thousand days.
It's not a lot. It's all you've got. Twenty two thousand days....