The Committee For The Reduction Of Redundancy And The Antiproliferation Of Repetition Has Decided Not To Meet Until They Have Their First Meeting And Thus Will Not Be Meeting Until The First Time.

HomeFortune CookiesMiscellaneous Collections

The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of
Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and
thus will not be meeting until the first time. Their Premeeting Statement
wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it
would not be uncertain or confusing. So their first meeting will actually
be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first
meeting This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting
before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so
and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening
the repetition. This sounds like a perfect forum for yet another speech by
Vice President Dan Quayle...