ARCHBISHOP, N. An Ecclesiastical Dignitary One Point Holier Than A Bishop.

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ARCHBISHOP, n. An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a

If I were a jolly archbishop,
On Fridays I'd eat all the fish up --
Salmon and flounders and smelts;
On other days everything else.
Jodo Rem
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"