Tell Me, Have You Ever Visited The Planet Earth, Sir? -- Edmund To Melchett : Captain Cook
Tell me, have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir?
-- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook
So - it's maximum security. Is that clear? Certainly, sir.
Only myself and the rest of the English-speaking world is to know....
Remember that Captain Darling and I are behind you.
About thirty-five _miles_ behind you, to be precise... -- Melchett and Edmund : Captain Cook...
I know from long experience that my men have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.
..in a _bag_. -- Edmund to Melchett : Captain Cook...
They're firing, sir!! They're firing!!! ...Thank you, Lieutenant.
If thy hit _me_, you'll be sure to point it out, won't you. -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....
Take a look at this - I'm sure you know it. 'King and Country'.
Ah yes...without doubt my _favourite_ magazine. Soft, strong....
I have a cunning plan to get us out of being killed, sir.
Oh yes? What is it? Cooking... I see. (moves off) -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
.I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
Private, what is the time? We didn't receive any messages.
..and Captain Blackadder definitely did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir....