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• The wise open their minds, but a fool opens his mouth.
• An idealist is one who helps the other fellow to make a profit. -- Henry Ford
• An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes. -- Cato
• A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet.
• When Al Gore opens his mouth, the barometric pressure drops.
• When Bill Clinton opens his mouth, the barometric pressure drops.
• Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray. [burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts] [opens bathroom doo
  ees someone in the shower] [opens glass shower door] Bu...
• A secret in his mouth, Is like a wild bird put into a cage
  Whose door no sooner opens, but 'tis out. -- Johnso...
• It is all one to me if a man comes from Sing Sing or Harvard.
  We hire a man, not his history. -- Henry Ford...