Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger's Next Movie Is Going To Be About The Lives Of The World's Great Composers.
Apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger's next movie is going to be about the
lives of the world's great composers. The movie has Steven Seagal set to play
Beethoven, Jean-Claude Van Damme will be Mozart, and when Arnie got wind of the
project, he said...
"I'll be Bach"
Barney: Next, they're going to show _my_ movie. Ba
_You_ made a movie? Barney: _I_ made a movie? No wonder I was on the cover of "Entertainment Weekly"....
Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger.
He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure....
I got tired of listening to the recording on the phone at the movie theater.
So I bought the album. I got kicked out of a theater the other day for bringing my own food in....
I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes.
When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, 'Well first I....
Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.
Handel was half German, half Italian and half English....
No lady, I said you've got great set of BITS.
I was going to tape some records onto a cassette, but I got the wires backwards.
I erased all of the records. When I returned them to my friend, he said, "Hey, these records are all blank....
Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's sidekick in.
.. brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's sidekick?...
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....