Table Manners Are For People Who Have Nothing Better To Do.
Table manners are for people who have nothing better to do.
It is better to have nothing to do than to be doing nothing. -- Attilu
It is well to know something of the manners of various people
in order more sanely to judge our own, and that we do not think that everything against our modes is ridiculous, and against reason, as those who have seen nothing are accustomed to think....
Television enables people with nothing to do to watch people who can do nothing.
People who have nothing to say often do and take a good long time doing it.
People who have something to say, often do not. People who are unsure, often go ahead and say it anyway, thus putting them into the first category....
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers.
The men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try nothing and succeed.
-- Lloyd Jone...
For those who have better things to do with their time, but don't care.
Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.