Some Sweat-hoggin' Mama With A Face Like A Gent Said My "get-up-and-go" Musta Got Up And Went.
Some sweat-hoggin' mama with a face like a gent
said my "get-up-and-go" musta got up and went.
Well, I got good news, she's a real good liar,
'cuz my backstage boogie'll set your pants on fire!
The reason I know my youth is all spent? My get up and go got up and went. -- Len Ingebrigsto
I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....