Some People Think Of Wizards As Nothing More Than Men In Pointy Hats Who Like To Go Around Turning People Into Toads.

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Some people think of wizards as nothing more than men in pointy hats who
like to go around turning people into toads. Nothing could be farther from the
truth. Perhaps wizards should come together and agree on a saying or two to
better humanize their profession; for instance, "Wizards are wonderful!" or
"Take a wizard to lunch!" Yet I doubt this will ever occur, for wizards are by
and large a solitary breed. Still, this should not stop you from trying to
understand my procession. If you should offer, for example, to take a wizard
to lunch, I imagine he would go gladly. And if you were to tell a wizard he
wasn't wonderful, I'm sure he would be quite happy to turn you into a toad.
-- The Teachings of Ebenezum, Vol. I