Some Fellow Said That I Had The Wit And Sophistication Of A Donkey.
Some fellow said that I had the wit and sophistication of a donkey.
Oh, an absurd suggestion, sir.
You're right. It is absurd.
Unless, of course, it was a particularly _stupid_ donkey...
-- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability
I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
Blackadder! What time is it? Three o'clock in the afternoon, your Highness.
Oh, thank God for that. I thought I'd overslept. -- George and Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm inuspeptic, frasmotic...even compunctious to have caused you such pericumbobulations.
-- Edmund to Dr. Johnson : Ink and Incapability...
Right. Now the sort of person we're looking for is an aggressive drunken lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old, and the sophistication of a donkey.
(thinking)...Cardinal Wolsey... -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary. I am therefore leaving immediately for Nepal, where I intend to live as a goat.
-- Edmund to George : Ink and Incapability...
Baldrick? Who gave you permission to turn into an Alsatian?
Oh God, it's a dream, isn't it. It's a bloody dream... -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability...
I have a cunning plan, sir. Hoorah! Well, that's that, then.
-- Baldrick and George : Ink and Incapability...
I love you, Doctor Johnson. And I want to have your babies. -- Edmund : Ink and Incapability
And, of course, when the people find out you've burnt Doctor Johnson's dictionary, they may go around saying, 'Look, there's Thick George .
..he's got a brain the size of a weasels wedding tackle'....