Rings And Jewels Are Not Gifts, But Apologies For Gifts. -- Emmerso
Rings and jewels are not gifts, but apologies for gifts.
Gifts are like hooks. -- Martial
Beware of Greeks bearing gif
Win her with gifts, if she respect not words; Dumb jewels often, in their silent kind, More quick than words do move a woman's mind.
-- William Shakespeare...
Taglines make great Christmas gifts.
There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man. Euripide
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer....
Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
What is a "free gift?" Aren't all gifts free?
Gifts should be handed, not thrown. Danish Proverb