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• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• It seems to be a law of nature that Republicans are more boring than Democrats. -- Stewart Alsop
• Republicans: Targets for jaded Democrats.
• Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should.
  Democrats ought to, but don't....
• We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations--we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
  Rodney Dangerfield...
• Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
• Republicans lie -- Democrats "change their mind." -- Liberal hypocrisy