Real Programmers Don't Use Fortran. Fortran Is For Wimpy Engineers Who Wear White Socks, Pipe Stress Freaks, And Crystallography Weenies.

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Real programmers don't use Fortran. Fortran is for wimpy engineers who
wear white socks, pipe stress freaks, and crystallography weenies. They
get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulation.