Real Men Don't Drink Beer From A Glass!
Real men don't drink beer from a glass!
Real men don't drink and drive.
Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
Beer! I'll drink to that!
Beer won't drive you to drink.
I brew the beer that I drink.
if ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) open("Beer")
The best way to hold your beer is in a glass.
Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed