Q: What Do You Call An Irish Pervert? A: An Irishman Who Prefers Sex To Whiskey.
Q: What do you call an Irish pervert?
A: An Irishman who prefers sex to whiskey.
-- As told to me by my favorite Irish priest
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? A: One more drunk.
Kiss me--I'm not Irish, but don't let that stop you.
God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
The Irish people do not gladly suffer common sense.
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A: A widowe
Q: What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes? A: A gnudist.
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.
Here's to me and here's to you, And here's to love and laughte
I'll be true as long as you, And not a minute after. -- Irish Toa...
Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.