Q: "Oh, You've Come To Apologize, How Nice. All Is Forgiven, No Offense Taken.

Q: "Oh, You've Come To Apologize, How Nice. All Is Forgiven, No Offense Taken.

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Q: "Oh, you've come to apologize, how nice. All is forgiven, no offense
taken."
Picard: "Enough! Q, what exactly is going on?"
Q: "Oh, well how can I know what's going on? I've been in this dungeon of
yours, alone, helpless, *bored* to tears."
-- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1

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Q: "Truthfully, Jean-Luc, I've been entirely preoccupied by a most *frightening* experience of my on.
A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly....
What did you do to them, Q? Oh, nothing bizarre, nothing grotesque.
-- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", stardate 43539.1...
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Picard: "Q, what is it you really want?" Q: "Well since you know so much about the Q, I thought you'd be the perfect person to introduce me to the child.
Let her know that she can...trust me." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
Picard: "I don't trust you, Q. Why should I expect Amanda to?
Q: "Well, she'd better, because I'm all she's got....
Can you recommend a way to counter the effect? Simple, change the gravitational constant of the universe.
What?! Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the mass of the asteroid....