Q: How Can You Tell When A Lawyer Is Lying? A:His Lips Are Moving.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A:His lips are moving.
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.
How can you tell when an IBM salesman is lying? When his lips move.
How can you tell when a lawyer lies? He moves his lips.
I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.
If Clinton's lips are moving, he's lying.
Q: How do you tell that your roommate's gay? A: When his cock tastes like shit.
Q: How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the stiff upper lip.