Private, What Is The Time? We Didn't Receive Any Messages.

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Private, what is the time?
We didn't receive any messages...and Captain Blackadder definitely
did not shoot this delicious plump-breasted pigeon, sir.
...Do you want to be cremated, Baldrick, or buried at sea?
-- Melchett, Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishment