Please God, Give Me Patience, But HURRY!
Please God, Give me patience, but HURRY!
Lord, give me patience... right now!
Customer in a hurry at a garage: Don't bother with the petrol, just give me the stamps.
Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
Please, GOD, PLEASE save me from some of your followers.
Lord, grant me patience, but first .....
God I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
God give me the strength to deal with stupid people. -- Tanda Clarke
Scotty! Hurry! Beam me to#$!(^*~~qq^_)$ NO CARRIER
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West.
They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board....