A New Employee: The Boss Came In And Said "I Think You Are The Laziest Person I Have Ever Encountered.

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A New Employee: The boss came in and said "I think you are the laziest
person I have ever encountered. You are absolutely worthless. All you do is
take up space.! Tell me one good thing about yourself, one way in which
there is some benefit in keeping you on the payroll?" The employee
responded, "When I go on vacation, you don't have to hire someone to
replace me."